Well. Last time I got out of the hospital my therapist fired me, and this time I came home to a gravely ill turtle. It feels like I can’t catch a break! So my turtle and I are doing what anyone would do, and are panhandling on the internet. As I said somewhere else, my turtle was going to get a job before he got sick, but he couldn’t decide between being a TikTok influencer/life-coach, or a supermodel. He said he was gonna pose for pictures on calendars, and maybe even put some firefighters in the background to highlight his physique. Unfortunately, he’s sick at the moment so he’s got to spend all his time eating worms and sleeping. So, Plan B was this campaign
